Show some balls. Poor William Saletan. Every headline / summary from here on out will be on the descending side of the slope.
2009.12.30
Interesting facts about your mom. My new favorite list on vita.mn. Simultaneously the most disturbing and the most awesome thing I've read all day.
2009.12.29
What beer should I drink? Whoops, they got me right on.
2009.12.22
Darth Vader opened Wall Street. Yup, that happened.
2009.12.22
Facebook's holiday gift to top advertisers. The coolest $75 charitable donation token you'll ever see.
2009.12.22
The nuking of Duke Dukem. "Wired article goes behind the scenes to paint a picture of a mushroom cloud-sized implosion."
2009.12.22
BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES AND ALSO ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! "THIS IS A FANTASTIC BOOK BUT MY BOOKSHELF IS A BIT SPARSE AS AFTER READING IT I BURNED ALL MY OTHER BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLES AS THEY WERE WRITTEN PARTIALLY IN LOWERCASE LETTERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE DEVIL'S RUNES. CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ALLCAPS BIBLE?"
2009.12.21
How 'Twilight' works. "I'm sad because I'm not even a real character."
2009.12.21
Best review of 'Avatar' I've read so far. My 140 character tweet can't compete with that.
2009.12.18
As long as we're on movie trailers ...
IRON MAN 2!
2009.12.17The Runaways movie trailer. Oh FUCKYEAH!! I can't
wait to see this...
2009.12.17
3D headed to your Playstation in a minute. Funny that, just in time for the 'Avatar' Blu-Ray!
2009.12.17
Screw shoveling, and you can kiss my ass too. Hahaha, wow that just hit my mood today PERFECTLY. Right on.
2009.12.15
Crankypants. Where are the adult sizes?! Boo!
2009.12.15
The Scientology crusade continues! Like Chandra said, Scientology is the gift of lolz that keeps on giving. My stomach hurts from laughing.
2009.12.15
It's a frap! I wish I could go to this coffee shop EVERY DAY.
2009.12.13
Dude brings his typewriter to class. Hey I remember when I was in college and there was the one jerk with a laptop. It was JUST LIKE THIS.
2009.12.11
Photoshop! magnet kit. Hahaha, just the thing your relatives won't take any offense over this holiday season ;).
2009.12.11
Simple desktops. Oooh, perfect for today. Time to freshen up your desktop background, no?
2009.12.11
The most immature Daily Show skit evah. The 12 year old boy in me nods in approval.
2009.12.10
Customizable LED lit keyboard. Do you see all that pink? My fingers are tingling with excitement and envy!
2009.12.10
The fucking weather. This is my new favorite way to get the weather. Fuckyeah.
2009.12.09
"It's like twitter, but we charge people to use it." Found via my boss. Isn't he the greatest?! Man I needed this today.
2009.12.09
Official USA Olympic Snowboarding Team gear? I'm sorry, that shouldn't be a question BUT IT TOTALLY IS!
2009.12.09
How to slice a bagel into two linked halves. You know, this would be great for a donut too. Unless of course you're like me and demolish a donut in 2.32 seconds.
2009.12.08
Best of the '00s. Submit your lists for the best albums, tv shows, movies, songs, etc. of the decade. I had an illegal amount of fun filling these out this morning.
2009.12.08
Lady GaGa meets the queen and Miley Cyrus. I don't know why I'm linking to this. Maybe cuz the photos are just what you'd expect?
2009.12.08
Shy Ronnie. I am loving SNL this season so much.
2009.12.07
How a Web Design goes straight to hell. You know why this is funny? CUZ IT'S 100% TRUE.
2009.12.04
Evolution of the hipster. "He seeks working class authenticity, taking pride in his full beard and the fact that he's often mistaken for a homeless person."
2009.12.04
FYI Square launched. Credit cards? Pfshaw.
2009.12.02
OK GO - WTF? If you don't know what any of that means then you are OLD.
2009.12.01
Miss Argentina dies from ass surgery. Oh noes, she's gonna be the butt of jokes for years to come!
2009.12.01