Why the last Twilight book has to be made into a movie. Spoilers alert, for everyone who wanted to know all the ridiculous happenings of the 4th book. "Stephanie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!" #
Introducing THE AMAZING! Shit Box. Now available in 3 different models! #
Black Friday deals on Amazon that will bust your buttons. #
Pumpkin leche flan. Jesus, I will definitely be making this. #
Your sex life summarized by Star Wars quotes. Oh c'mon, like you're surprised I posted this? #
Lord Likely's Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama! #
Tweetblast. I would talk to everyone in my Vadar voice if I had this app. #
How to fry an egg the right way. Shitshit. 32 years of doing it the wrong way to erase! #
Lady Gaga before she was Lady Gaga. Um, wow!! #
If 'Twilight' were 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest. "Hey Edward, where did you go? Because you are exceedingly mean to me, I find myself attracted to you!" #
Beautiful liquor package designs. Just prepping you for a fabulous Friday night in or out. #
The Cullens house is for sale. Oops, I guess it's officially vampire Friday now. I'd recommend a daytime showing for this. *wink wink nudge nudge #
Vampire cookies. Okay okay fine, I'll stop with the vampire links now. #
Cruel nicknames for vampires. Hahaha, Snackula!! #
Brett Favre all mic'd up during last Sunday's game. This is great and everyone should watch it (except if your name starts with Man and ends with Cakes, then you should definitely miss this). #
Blockbuster employee of the month. "As all four movies were outstanding examples of modern cinematic masterpieces, your assumption that I would wish to retain them in my possession is understandable, but incorrect." #
Choire Sicha's famous Nonchalant Smoker's EZ Pie Crust. If only every recipe were so readable. Le sigh. #
The Twilight Saga: New Moon Drinking Game. Um, hey. Can someone give me a ride to the movie theater? I'll be lucky to make it out of that thing conscious. #
Robert Downey Jr. is pure _________. I was gonna say 'sex' but you can fill in the blank with your own delicious descriptor. #
FakeSid. OMG, this is AWESOME. You're gonna have to be from the TC to appreciate this joke. #
'I Threw It On The Ground.' Once again I'm late to the SNL vid party. Catchy little tune! #
Acadamia vs. Business. Ooh ow, that hits a little close to home ;). #
Your Fark headline of the month winner. It took me two reads to get the joke, but totes worth it. #
Twitter gets some sweet new digs. Le sigh. Yeah, that's just what Vita HQ looks like. #
Beyonce and Lady GaGa's vid for 'Videophone'. The photographer in me would love to work on something like this. Visual eye candy. #
Introducing this year's 3 wolves howling at the moon gift. Warning label bonus! #
Tips for the single lady c.1938. #
Comedian Ken Ober dead at 52. Awww, Remote Control was such a staple of my childhood. *sniff* #
NPR picks the decade's 50 most important recordings. Lotsa good stuff. #
'The Fantastic Mr. Fox' was shot with ... wait for it, wait for it ... a Nikon D3. Just a little Christmas pressie to all my Canon friends. *smoochles* #
Remember Belle de Jour? Turns out she's a well-regarded British scientist: Dr. Brooke Magnanti. #
Further proof I'm 12. Last night I put on SNL for the first time in ages and this sketch nearly killed me. #
Peter Gabriel covering ... Arcade Fire, Radiohead, and Bon Iver? Margaret's intrigued. #
Beautiful cassette. Oh mixtapes, how I do miss thee. #
Ultra-realistic Modern Warfare 3 already on deck. Jessica Biel? Shakira's totally got that one in the bag. #
Sprinkles on top. In which you get to see my favorite pink glittens (are they gloves?! are they mittens?!). #
101 restaurants. Vita.mn's neighborhood by neighborhood guide to Twin Cities eats. (I'm not saying my stomach gurgled while doing photo research, but it may have once or twice...) #
Puppy love. GIMME GIMME!!! #
Redesigning NFL helmets. Oh man, how do I sign up for this job?! #
My Mini Cooper won't sleep at night if I show it this video. #
D&D resume IRL. #
Your moment of a Stonehenge panorama. You know what this needs? Nighttime. With twinkle. #
The new Lady GaGa video pretty much solidifies her status as ________. It's Lady Gaga madlibs here tonight. #
Ilovethatphoto backgrounds. Yeehaw, my desktop needed this today! #
Twitter user Shit My Dad Says lands a teevee tv deal. #
100 rules for restaurant staffers part I and part II. #
Mummified barbies. Awyeah, this just hits the spot today. #
Jimmy Choo hits H&M on Nov. 14th. Be ready to elbow the fashionistas out of the way for these. #
Do you need the Wall of Sound for Christmas? I know how much better Rock Band is gonna sound on one of these. #
Confidential copyright treaty leaked. .... .... .. #
I am newly obsessed with following the twitter streams of roadies. This guys is currently leading the list of favorite Roadies. #
Meg Forney loves trees. Apparently she loves Photoshop more. This site is ... almost unbelievable. #
It's like Girl Talk but for movies. How many can you name? #
The story of Phoot Camp. Ooh ooh, how do I sign up for this?! #
Because everyone knows you read Playboy for the "typography." Thank god Playboy was there to impress upon young'ns everywhere their incredible catalogue of ... type. (SFW) #
Robert Pattinson is on the cover of next month's Vanity Fair. You know what these photos need? Moar sparkle. #
Cartoon skeletons. Hahaha, hello kitty is what they call 'big boned.' Literally ;). #
Mad props to bands for honoring that classic tradition known as 'Halloween'. Monsters of Folk in their getups, and Pearl Jam getting their Devo on. #
Movie narative charts, visually speaking. #
For all the Nano'ers this month: 42 essential third act twists. #