"You should have SEEN the size..." Small talk with the psychos. I mean psychs.
Oooh! Bright shiny things!
Stuart, say CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Um, can we GET another drink in the hizzouse?
I know you didn't just do that with your hands.
Hokay, double you tee eff mate?
It's our waitress Dee. And her purple heart.
ur teh r0x0r
Be honest with me... is my hair really this blonde?
I love you man.
"No no, you're doing it all wrong. You have to pucker like this!"
< nerd voice > I have a blackberry and you don't.
"Margaret, act like you like Joe for a second."
My answer is yes. Whatever you say. Yes.
I'd like to know WHO took this one!
These are my classy friends. These are my classy friends perving on Mary Tyler Moore.
This is what intelligent people do on alcohol.
*sing along* Happy leeeeaving to meeeee. Ooooh, and let me stick out my chest a bit more so you can get a good look at my rack!