This isn't my joke, got it from jscheeler7. But it lit up my day and I thought it might light up yours too.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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LMAO!!!! That's a good one :) Just shared it with a few coworkers - thanks Ms. Andrews!
What? My Teamster's joke wasn't good enough?
Bah!