In keeping with happy tradition and passing along little nuggets of wisdom as and when they cross my path, today's item ought to be perfect for your next trip to the cellphone store. Or family gathering. Whatev.
Best and quickest way to be an asshole -- end everything with the word 'bitch'. For example...
"You want room for cream on top?" No, bitch.
"Have you been working out?" Bet your ass, beyotch.
"I think we should just be friends." Fine, bitch.
If you want to be really Minnesotan Passive Aggresive about it then make sure you do it behind their back. Midwesterners love that shit.
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Word.