I went ahead and did the right thing by nixing the landline and getting a cell phone again.
Oh wait that's right, no I haven't cuz I'M GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS JUST LIKE I DID LAST TIME! Oh sweet, sweet sodomy how I missed our little trists. What have I been up to since we parted ways a few years back you ask? Oh my, there's so much to catch up on I barely know where to begin. I'm going to try anyway though.
There was voicemail, caller ID, cordless phones, and corded phones. The cordless phone and I had a few punch-ups because he couldn't keep it up all night, but in the end that was all okay because I went behind his back and cheated on him with The-Corded-Wonder for sometimes 5, 6 hours at a go!! Ha ha ha, yeah. That happened.
Sprint's on my fucking list and tomorrow I need to turn on that Queen Margaret thing I do and go fucking handle some shiznit. Grrrr. I better walk out of this with a pink fucking cell phone is all I'm saying.
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so...much...anger...
oh.my.gawd. add a wireless card that spontaneously stopped communicating with the world and you so have my day yesterday. darn mercury in retrograde...
Oh my god, I totally forgot about retrograde. Too bad my horoscope left out the part about me sticking my head in 6 feet of sand this cycle. Bastards.
Girl... if one more person tells me to call them to check up on things I'm gonna go postal. No I can't call you. No, you can't call me. Are you starting to feel my pain yet? Great, now fix my damn service.
so feeling your pain. i've resorted to checking my email at the apple store as they valiantly try to connect me back to the world. i'll keep fingers crossed for that pink cell phone. and i might be right behind you at the sprint store. whoever said unplugging from reality was liberating never had all forms of communication simultaneously go berserk. :)