I'm pretty sure we've had that conversation around here that goes something like... If you could have any super power, what would it be? Trust me, I take my super power decision making process very seriously which is clearly why I've never been able to decide on one.
HOWEVER!, after 28 years the answer is finally clear. My super power?: the power to distribute orgasms with the blink of an eye. Yes, that's right. I would deal in the business of distributing pleasure.
Alright alright, this is the part where I acknowledge your skepticism... but hear me out. The power to fly - big deal. So you can see your friends halfway around the world or on the other side of the country in a blink. Ho hum. They're just gonna start cancelling lunch on you or talk and text on their cell phone after you've busted your superhero ass to make the big trip for them anyway. Invisibility? Come on. How would a silly power like that *really* be userful on a regular basis? Probably never, that's when.
But the power to give people orgasms... now that's what I'm talking about. Just imagine the possibilities. You're standing in the line at the grocery store and an argument breaks out between the cashier and the woman digging for 10,000 coupons. That's where Orgasma™ enters the scene and decides everyone just needs to chill the fuck out.
Instant situation defuser. Awfuckyeah.
Have a moody boss? I THINK YOU NEED A TIME OUT MISTER.
My superhero name would be Orgasma™ and I would have the cutest little superhero outfit EVER. Yes, that shall be my power.
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The world would definately be a much happier place...what would the outfit look like?
nsfw
great googly moogly!
There must be a reason your superhero thoughts are going in this direction!
Someone either needs to or has been watching the film "Orgasmo"....
But darling, you already have that super power ;)
Speaking as a disgraceful writer of erotica in my secret identity, I'm all in favour of this - there's something delightfully exhilirating about distributing orgasms, and I don't think I'll ever tire of it...
Funny, I was just listening to "Mama Told Me Not To Come" by Tree Dog Night before read this post.
Incidentally, she said, that ain't the way to have fun son'. Mama was dead wrong.
ROTFLMAO...yeah this was a great post.
You'd probably break it from too much use. ;-)