Lucky he still has a pillow to sleep on

20 June 2006

Anyone interested in a free kitten? Features include, but are not limited to:

  • snuggly
  • soft / fluffy
  • charming
  • communicative
  • comes with kitty condo, over a dozen mousies, one stuffed duck, one kitty sill, and everything else you need to get started as a new pet owner
  • built-in alarm system sure to get you up at any hour
  • attractive carrying purse, with embroidered pink stitching on the side

And at no extra cost you'll get a large, broken mirror 7 years bad luck thrown in 100% FREE!!!... because I'm just nice like that. And for a limited time only you'll also get a busted up chinese rice paper lamp attractive, asian-inspired textiles. Where else will you find such a comprehensive deal? NOWHERE, that's where!

kitten

He the little fucker may be shy at first because he's so very, very naughty and got his ass scolded all morning, but is sure to warm your heart break all your shit and empty your bank account at first sight.

Any takers?

Comments

Typical guy.

Posted by Anonymous on June 20, 2006 3:57 PM:

Welcome to owning a kitten. Someone should have warned you.

Posted by Anonymous on June 20, 2006 7:41 PM:

Indigo needs a companion - another kitty companion to keep him company all day long. Are you getting the message yet???????? What more does he need to do?
Love and kisses, Mom

Posted by mom on June 20, 2006 8:19 PM:

I agree with mom on getting him a companion. This is exactly why I adopted cats at 2 & 3 years old vs. kittens! :)

Posted by me on June 20, 2006 8:49 PM:

I do believe that Mother Andrews is exactly right! Get him a companion before he starts peeing all over everything precious to you in a rebellious attempt to keep you at home rubbing his cute little fuzzy head 24/7!

With any luck you could find yourself returning home from a long day of work to an unblemished home and a nice candle light dinner waiting for you compliments of Indigo and his new furry companion :-)

You will take photos of this, right?

Posted by Keira on June 20, 2006 9:29 PM:

Oh dear, this could get ugly! Hm, wait till he starts pulling at your sofa! Oh, wait, you should really buy a nice new one so he can pull on that instead. Cats are lucky they are so cute!

Posted by shea on June 20, 2006 9:37 PM:

What happened to "My Little Pumpkin."? Poor little guy.

Posted by Debbie on June 20, 2006 10:31 PM:

He needs a whippet. If you need any help on this, lemme know.

Posted by Jeremy on June 21, 2006 8:36 AM:

Wow, reference to the whippet. Only problem is if they got to much whip cream Indie would be even more cute.

Posted by Plarge on June 21, 2006 8:59 PM: