So, tonight Shea and I are watching the beginning of the Saw 2 (actually, more like 5 minutes ago) when (and I'm not revealing any plot secrets here...) the evildoer says to the man with the deathmask, "In order to get the deathmask off, you need to unlock it with the key."
... wait for it, wait for it ...
"And the key, it was inserted IN YOUR EYE 2 hours ago."
Excuse me while I yawn for a moment. Cuz yawn. So I decided to take it upon myself to rewrite the scene a little.
"And the key, it was inserted BEHIND YOUR PROSTATE 2 hours ago."
There, that's *much* scarier to a man... agreed?
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Ok, because I'm a few hours from flying to see a college football game I read that as "Behind your PENN STATE . . . ." Yes I need help.
AAAHGGH!!!!!
You're evil pure evil.
I can't watch scarry movies at all...I had a hard time watching "Saw" anyway. But behind his eye...really, the eww factor is just well ewww.