Tom Cruise is twelve

19 March 2006

In case you haven't heard, South Park shelved a recent episode because apparently Tom Cruise refused to do promos for Mission Impossible 3, stomped his feet, and then told the teacher South Park was being a bunch of poo-poo heads for making fun of Scientology and closets.

Thank god for YouTube is all I'm saying. Go watch, laugh, and make fun of the weird kid stomping his feet in the corner. Then, give him a hug. Even body-snatching thetans need to be loved too. [link]

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So...between Isaac Hayes (a Scientologist) leaving last week, and Cruise getting all uppity over this, I'm really wondering (and very excited) about what Parker and Stone will pull out of their ass next. Should be good stuff!

Posted by Bryan on March 19, 2006 8:32 PM:

I need to watch that show. My brother who has it on his Tivo tells me Tom Cruise hides in a closet in the episode and there is a lot of dialog (perhaps a song?) along the lines of "Come out of the Closet Tom Cruise" - lol

Posted by Eric on March 20, 2006 6:12 AM:

My favorite part of the episode...

"DAAAAADDDD!! Tom Cruise is in the closet and won't come out!"

Posted by sopheava on March 20, 2006 9:15 AM:

new episode tomorrow night called "Chef Returns"

Posted by clint on March 21, 2006 1:48 PM:

Awwwwwesome.

Those guys are awesome when they're pissed.

Posted by sopheava on March 21, 2006 2:20 PM: