Three more reasons I believe an alien intelligence has hijacked my body and forced me to do geeky things beyond the scope of any previously exhibited geeky behavior.
Damn you Threadless! DAMN YOUUUUU!!!
Shit. Well? I guess I can stick them next to my "I'm blogging this" tee. Which, by the way, was not my fault either. That was was a gift and TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT.
I'd also like to take this opportunity to renounce all responsibility for being the person who thought it was a good idea to spend her Friday evening at the fabric store buying large reams of black and white fabric. Because clearly someone as cool as me wouldn't do such a thing. At least, not without doing 6 lines of coke, finishing off a bottle of tequilla, and hitching a ride to said store on the back of my sex-ring leader's motorcycle first.
Ha ha ha. Just kidding.
It wasn't a motorcycle it was an El Camino.
So, uh, anyone wanna come over for portraits? Ha ha ha, yeah. I guess I'll just stick to self-portraits for the mo'.
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Um, I'll volunteer for portraits. But only if your photoshop skills are top notch and you can make me look like Clooney.
Whoever bought you that wonderful "I'm Blogging This" tee?
They must be the greatest person evar!
Clooney? Isn't he, like, so 8 years ago?
Wouldn't you prefer... oh I don't know, someone more like Samantha's Sex and the City hunk of burning love? Jason Smith whatever-his-name-is-cuz-it-totally-doesn't-matter?
*lightbulb* Oh! I get it! I should have read the blog THEN checked out the photos... I feel like I spoiled the surprise for myself on Flickr.
Damn.
I could never talk the wife into letting me rig up a studio. I get yelled at for "pointing that thing" at her too much as it is... pun kind of intended.
Yeah--I better pass on Clooney. I'm not sure about this other guy though. Sounds a bit suspect...
Byan, skip Clooney and that Sex in the City guy... Those guys will get you successful women who want relationships.
The ugly guys sleep with all the hot chicks. No strings attached and no prenup.
Maybe get photoshopped into Kid Rock?
Oh boy...
I think I speak for women everywhere when I publically declare that I wouldn't touch Kid Rock, not even with a ten foot pole.
Just, ew.
Here's the Sex and the City guy: Jason Lewis.
Now *that* guy I'd knock over the head with my ten foot pole so I could take advantage of ... um, well, nevermind.
Oh, he's *that* guy. Gotcha.
I'm curious. Where do you keep this 10 ft. pole? Is it easily transportable? Do you bring it with you on a daily basis? Is it only taken from your home on special occasions?
That's barbarian.
I don't understand the ugly guy phenomenon that some women encounter. But he was in with Pamela Anderson for a while, wasn't he?
Thankfully, my wife had a soft spot for the semi-ugly. I'd want to be photoshopped into a likeness of Ken Barlow. It's so sad that he left Kare11.
I feel like there will be nothing left of MN when I get back!
me! photograph me!!
make me lovely!!!