Feel good time

07 March 2006

Three more reasons I believe an alien intelligence has hijacked my body and forced me to do geeky things beyond the scope of any previously exhibited geeky behavior.





Damn you Threadless! DAMN YOUUUUU!!!

Shit. Well? I guess I can stick them next to my "I'm blogging this" tee. Which, by the way, was not my fault either. That was was a gift and TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to renounce all responsibility for being the person who thought it was a good idea to spend her Friday evening at the fabric store buying large reams of black and white fabric. Because clearly someone as cool as me wouldn't do such a thing. At least, not without doing 6 lines of coke, finishing off a bottle of tequilla, and hitching a ride to said store on the back of my sex-ring leader's motorcycle first.

Ha ha ha. Just kidding.

It wasn't a motorcycle it was an El Camino.

So, uh, anyone wanna come over for portraits? Ha ha ha, yeah. I guess I'll just stick to self-portraits for the mo'.

Comments

Um, I'll volunteer for portraits. But only if your photoshop skills are top notch and you can make me look like Clooney.

Posted by Bryan on March 7, 2006 3:21 PM:

Whoever bought you that wonderful "I'm Blogging This" tee?

They must be the greatest person evar!

Posted by Steve on March 7, 2006 3:27 PM:

Clooney? Isn't he, like, so 8 years ago?

Wouldn't you prefer... oh I don't know, someone more like Samantha's Sex and the City hunk of burning love? Jason Smith whatever-his-name-is-cuz-it-totally-doesn't-matter?

Posted by sopheava on March 7, 2006 3:34 PM:

*lightbulb* Oh! I get it! I should have read the blog THEN checked out the photos... I feel like I spoiled the surprise for myself on Flickr.
Damn.

I could never talk the wife into letting me rig up a studio. I get yelled at for "pointing that thing" at her too much as it is... pun kind of intended.

Posted by Josh on March 7, 2006 10:10 PM:

Yeah--I better pass on Clooney. I'm not sure about this other guy though. Sounds a bit suspect...

Posted by Bryan on March 7, 2006 10:55 PM:

Byan, skip Clooney and that Sex in the City guy... Those guys will get you successful women who want relationships.
The ugly guys sleep with all the hot chicks. No strings attached and no prenup.

Maybe get photoshopped into Kid Rock?

Posted by Josh on March 8, 2006 12:55 AM:

Oh boy...

Posted by Bryan on March 8, 2006 7:17 AM:

I think I speak for women everywhere when I publically declare that I wouldn't touch Kid Rock, not even with a ten foot pole.

Just, ew.

Here's the Sex and the City guy: Jason Lewis.

Now *that* guy I'd knock over the head with my ten foot pole so I could take advantage of ... um, well, nevermind.

Posted by sopheava on March 8, 2006 9:33 AM:

Oh, he's *that* guy. Gotcha.

I'm curious. Where do you keep this 10 ft. pole? Is it easily transportable? Do you bring it with you on a daily basis? Is it only taken from your home on special occasions?

Posted by Bryan on March 8, 2006 11:34 AM:

That's barbarian.

I don't understand the ugly guy phenomenon that some women encounter. But he was in with Pamela Anderson for a while, wasn't he?

Thankfully, my wife had a soft spot for the semi-ugly. I'd want to be photoshopped into a likeness of Ken Barlow. It's so sad that he left Kare11.

I feel like there will be nothing left of MN when I get back!

Posted by Josh on March 8, 2006 12:15 PM:

me! photograph me!!
make me lovely!!!

Posted by wellington on March 8, 2006 12:24 PM: