Why not a dumbass piano?

28 February 2006
Cat piano

I am not amused [link]. According to the website...

In order to raise the spirits of an Italian prince burdened by the cares of his position, a musician created for him a cat piano. The musician selected cats whose natural voices were at different pitches and arranged them in cages side by side, so that when a key on the piano was depressed, a mechanism drove a sharp spike into the appropriate cat's tail. The result was a melody of meows that became more vigorous as the cats became more desperate. Who could not help but laugh at such music? Thus was the prince raised from his melancholy.

The sound you hear is my heart shattering in to a million tiny little pieces.

Comments

How about we put a sharp spike in his ass! Freaking retard....I don't even like cats but this is completely absurd and stupid.

Posted by char on February 28, 2006 1:01 PM:

OMG. I'm soooo going to build one of these. Then I can make them sing the Meow Mix song all the time:

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

Posted by Steve on February 28, 2006 1:50 PM:

You build one of these, Steve, and I'll build myself a nice puppy (Joepa) version.

Posted by sopheava on February 28, 2006 3:07 PM:

Then the Meow Mix song wouldn't sound as good. It'd be too barky.

Besides this is the best invention for cats since I found out they hate squirt guns.

Posted by Steve on February 28, 2006 4:04 PM: