Contrary to what I led you to believe in yesterday's post, I'm not a total idiot. I spend a huge amount of my time reading on the internet every day... and yet, how come I didn't know that stamps went from .37 to .39 cents earlier this week? Seriously. Not a fucking peep on any news websites, blogs, or anything else I find myself trudging through day after day. And not only that, but the big-ass car payment I sent in earlier this week will probably end up back in my mailbox sometime next week, which is of course when I'll be on the other side of the country unable to fix a .02 cent piece of shit stamp on the damn thing so they get their damn money. Which they'll of course get late anyway. And that irritates me cuz I've never had a late payment. Ever.
Did I mention I'm irritated?
PLUS!!!!, yesterday I was at the post office and they had big-ass .37 cent posters all over the damn place. If I had a camera phone I would take pictures just to prove I'm not completely out of my mind.
So, just in case you hadn't heard this is your friendly public service announcement letting you know all your payments will be LATE! this month. What can I say, I'm a do-gooder.
Ugh. This is a whole barrel of suck and reeks of conspiracy.
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Uh...I thought I mentioned it last week.
Guess maybe I didn't.
Uh, sorry.
Re: conspiracy. Yes, and shhh.
you would be the first person I would expect to pay their bills online! pay your bills online dammit! then stamps won't matter!
I agree with you because when stamps went up to .37 it was a huge deal, now with the .02 cents they act like it's nothing. USPS people do still mail thing in snail mail ya know!