My sober disclaimer

27 January 2006

If I was smart I'd be blogging right now, seeing as how in T minus 4 hours I'll probably be completely blitzed (and possibly blogging from the bathroom floor in a manner not entirely dissimilar to that of Raych's methods as of late).

But no one ever acused me of being smart. Therefore I'm withholding any and all juicy blog fodder until Project Reasonably Smashed™ is well underway.

Possible topics for tonight's entry include...

  • How to lose 10 lbs. in 10 days
  • Why bearnaise sauce and top sirloin should just go ahead and make it official
  • The many and varied downsides to microwaving your Starbucks Cinnamon Dolce Latte at 8:00 in the morning
  • Any of about 30 of my most closely guarded secrets, secrets you only *wish* you knew! (If you are one of those people shaking your head right now going, Mmmm hmmmm, I know what all that's about, trust me... you don't)
  • Why I'm not going to redesign my photoblog anytime in the next century
  • More about where I got the current design's artwork
  • Rummy 500 insider secrets
  • Where pop music went to die
  • How to get free burritos at Chipotle
  • The possible reasons why most of my readers think I still work downtown
  • How to annoy your *own* self
  • How Welly *always* manages to IM me when I'm completely smashed thereby wrestling the most juicy and salacious bits of info on your narrarator
  • How I've convinced him not to talk
  • Why I'll be too drunk to blog by 9 pm

Comments

I vote for the microwaving your coffee.
Side note:
I will bet you a drink (your choosing. It can be caffinated or for inebriation) that the list is from your site.
Care to wager?

Posted by Ironic on January 27, 2006 3:16 PM:

Wait, what? What list do you think is from my site?

I'm confused and I haven't even had a drink yet!

Posted by sopheava on January 27, 2006 3:17 PM:

God I'm an idiot. I get it now... it was the meme thingy.

I blame it on the burnt latte. Obviously it wasn't like a regular, cool latte... it was a microwaved, sticky, icky latte (we'll revisit this episode later...).

Posted by sopheava on January 27, 2006 3:19 PM:

I wanna know about the artwork for the recent design...tell me while you're drunk. Oh and how to get free burritos from Chipotle!

Posted by char on January 27, 2006 4:20 PM:

I *finally* figured out what the artwork looks like: Monsters, Inc.

And Char, if you ask nicely I'd bet Maggs will explain how to get the following items for free: bagels, tea, oil changes, toasting for said bagels, and of course, the burritos. (I've directly witnessed all of these - except for the oil change, that she just told me about.)

Posted by Steve on January 27, 2006 5:31 PM:

Don't forget alcohol. Youv'e seen me get that free *plenty* of times.

Posted by sopheava on January 27, 2006 5:33 PM:

oooo - if you're getting drunk, now's the right time to grab some of that salacious info... *grabbing my wine bottle, bringing it round*

Posted by roger on January 27, 2006 6:39 PM:

12:52.. Just got back... So... You don't work downtown anymore... I could have sworn I remember reading... oh well. I saw "The Matador".. Good movie... now checking my email, check the blogs, and Hey, Margaret is still ranting about that Latte from this morning... it must have really sucked. Ooo, look, I still have some Wine left.. gotta go!

Posted by Christopher on January 28, 2006 12:53 AM:

Thanks for the info Steve, we now see she's a plethora of freebies! Free oil changes!! That's definately something I need to get free =)

Posted by char on January 28, 2006 11:19 AM:

Hey, I love your blog! Very funny.

I'd like to hear more about the latte PLEEEEEEAAASE!

I already know how to get things for *free*.

Posted by Lorika on February 1, 2006 3:13 PM: