'Tis the season of miracles

Ok, it's December 1st which means the Christmas season is in full swing. It also means the miracle season is in full swing cuz HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR BEST PHOTOBLOG AT THE WEBLOG AWARDS! Um, yeah. There's Daily Dose of Imagery, A Walk Through Durham Township, Chromasia, Brown Glasses, Mute... and me.

Excuse me while I have a moment...

Holy fucking shaheeznit. I am so gonna get my ass kicked, but that doesn't really matter cuz holy shit I got nominated for best photoblog. I don't think I've ever been nominated for anything, well, ever! The official polling part of the website isn't up yet but when it's up, is it selfish to ask you to vote for me? Or to at least vote for me in your head?

Anyway...

I nicked this little meme off Char's website cuz I can't think of any better way to start the month off right. Ho ho ho.

1. Real tree or fake tree
If I had a tree it would be real, all the way.

2. Do you decorate the outside of your house?
Building management might have something to say about that.

3. When do you put the decorations up?
Um, er... well *shuffles feet*. Yeah I know, I suck. But come on. Who puts up decorations when they live alone? There's just no point... really.

4. When do you open your Presents?
I'm probably the only 28 year old on the planet who still opens presents with her parents on Christmas Eve. So sappy, I know.

5. What sits on top of your tree?
If I had a tree, it would be a bright shining light of some kind. Angels are nice 'n all that, but I much prefer pretty and glowie.

6. Has it got to be Turkey for Christmas Dinner?
Turkey belongs at Thanksgiving, fool. Ham all the way.

7. What time do you get up on Christmas day? What's the earliest you ever got up?
Hmmm... I recall being up at 6am when I was 6 or 7 years old. I don't know, I'm an early riser so I'm usually up by 7:30 every day no matter what.

8. Have you been Naughty or Nice This Year?
Probably the nicest ever.

9. Have you written your Letter to Santa Yet?
Sadly, no. But if he wants I'll send him a 50,000 word diatribe on drinking, photography, shoes, foreign men, and sex. Aw hell, it'll even have a pretty cover.

10. What will you ask Santa for this year?
Santa can't afford my wish list. So I'm just going to ask for pleasant (entertaining will do too) company for New Year's.

11. Should Santa be encouraged to Drink and Drive by being left out a glass of Brandy or similar?
Santa doesn't drink brandy, m'kay?! He drinks milk and eats the cookies.

12. If you could be anywhere with anyone at Christmas where and who would it be?
I bet the North Pole would be dope. All the elves have the day off so they're probably playing drunken twister and drunken slapper video games (like any of you nerds haven't played slapper GoldenEye? Come on!).