I don't care what anyone says... if I can dupe my best friends and my brother, I can lie. Not a single solitary person got all 3 of yesterday's lies correct (unless they were big fat cheaters, not that I'll lower myself to naming any names). There are no prizes because everyone's a loser (awww). Aren't you just dying to know my dirty little secrets.
01) I once broke my nose being tackled by a football player.
This is true. You can't even tell.
02) I have won 6 national tap dancing titles.
This is true. In fact one year I competed with a routine where I was the back end of a tap dancing horse. Wait for the joke.... wait for it... I'm probably the only person on this planet who can certifiably say they won an award for being a horse's ass. Photographic evidence here. That's some hot tail.
03) I have a secret fear of being in elevators and hold my breath every time I'm in one.
LIES! I can't believe everyone except for Rachael thought this was true. Clearly I don't know any of you.
04) I haven't taken an art class since I was 11 years old.
This is true. I'm the only designer I know without any formal training, besides Miss Keira of course. But that's just cuz we used to ditch COBOL to be hungover together.
05) I used to be a cheerleader.
This is true, but I didn't have pom pom's. Only the dance squad got those.
06) I have a tattoo.
LIES! Though I'm still toying with the idea of getting this tattooed on my low back. I don't know. One of these days I might just get drunk enough to do it.
07) I used to be a cookie taste tester.
This is true. My dad worked for a cookie company and used to bring home chocolate samples for me to test and rate. Which when you're 11 is about the coolest job everrrr.
08) I don't work out.
This is true. Once in a while I'll go have a run on the elliptical machine downstairs but for the most part I'm exceedingly out of shape.
09) I fold my underwear.
This is true. I guess I'm not too surprised that pretty much everyone got this right.
10) I have posed nude for other photographers.
LIES! You guys did pretty good with this one by and large. The key word of this statement being *other*.
My mom wanted me to add that my friend and I used to wrap ourselves in saran-wrap and take pictures of the event, but I figured having the whole conversation "that the internet just isn't gonna take that kind of statement the right way" wouldn't go over well. Bless my mom, she really does mean well.
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I had you peg for a art class model... I guess I was wrong. I totally guessed the evevator was a lie. You can't work downtown and have a fear of Elevators.
They won't let you get tattooed while drunk. Alcohol thins the blood.
However, I'm going to go get my next one soon. You are more than welcome to come along.
I was one off on two of them, so I was dam close and being a photographer yourself there was now way I could believe that.