Somebody get this bitch a new designer

03 November 2005

You know.... I tried real, real hard to let this one go and make myself the promise I wouldn't blog about it. And yet... I just... can't.

So the word on the street is Britney has a new album coming out sometime soonish. But go back to that last sentence and substitute the word 'new' with 'remix' and the word 'Britney' with 'Britney's 26 Producers'. What was the big news in her highness's life this week? The release of the cover art for said album.

Now I know I'm not out there designing the covers for anyone famous, but when I saw this cover art the graphic designer in me was all, "Hmmm, interesting cross between Mariah and Madonna. But what I'd like to know is who in the hell is Britney *B* Spears?"

I'm just sayin'.

Current word count: 6200
Number of times I've talked about boots and/or shoes: 4
Number of scenes in a bar: 2 and a 1/2
Number of foreign men trying to get in the pants of my MC (main character): 2
Number of cameos: 2
Number of cameos by Britney Spears: One.

Comments

LOL yeah her album cover doesn't look to creative...someone please buy her and identity of her own. but she couldn't even get a husband of her own, so *stealing* is all what Britney *B* Spears is about! Good going on the word count :) I'll need to check out the newest installment.

Posted by char on November 3, 2005 11:07 PM:

Britney Boring Spears? Just an idea...
I fully expect to be up to 3,600 words by the end of the day (I know it looks like I'm lagging behind, but I'm right on schedule (1800 a day), and should slowly catch up over the course of the next week or two). More news as we get it!

Posted by wellington on November 4, 2005 5:24 AM:

Britney Butterfly Spears...
Britney BabyMaker Spears...
Britney BubbleButt Spears...
Britney BeYourself Spears...

Posted by keira on November 4, 2005 2:18 PM:

Maybe she's secretly related to Sophie B. Hawkins. As a fellow designer, I must point out that the giant 'B' certainly emphasizes a few ... focal areas.

Posted by ben on November 4, 2005 8:07 PM:

My (tits) whatever (tits) do (tits) you (tits) mean, Ben?

I'm not smart enough to tit, I mean get, what you're talking about. ;-)

Posted by Steve on November 4, 2005 11:49 PM:

Can I just say I absoutely love your novel right now... :)

Posted by char on November 5, 2005 10:24 AM:

Yes you may, thank you! It's been so much fun to write so far!

Posted by sopheava on November 5, 2005 10:37 AM: