1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Carrie Fisher, of braided bun fame.
2. Where was your first kiss?
Behind one of the dorms at UW-Green Bay.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
My goodness, I would never.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Not even when begged.
5. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
When I was in the 5th grade choir, yes.
6. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Who are we all kidding here - I notice their body. If they open their mouths, this is the part where I notice the curve of said mouth (but only if something decent just came out of it). I will also take in hair, eyes, shoes, hands, teeth, and muscle bulge if they've passed the previously indicated mental acuity test which is very, very important in my book.
7. What really turns you on?
Clever wit and a well worn cologne. (If you think dead chickens are funny... you're on my naughty list.)
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Last week I would have passed on this question. This week I'm both shamed and proud to answer that it's the Pumpkin Spice Latte. God damn.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
My greatest life decisions have resulted from my "biggest mistakes". Does this mean I have none?
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
I'm human, of course I have (and those guys I did it for totally weren't worth it).
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
I just bought the new Ashlee Simpson CD. And I *like* it (please remember this is the non-judging meme).
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yup. Claire Danes, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Avril Lavigne are the norms, even if Avril Lavigne is a punk-ass-ho that's almost 10 years younger than I am.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Kiddy movies? Aw hells yeah.
14. Did you have braces?
Indeedy, with pink rubber bands.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Love it.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Wrote me a book.
17. When do you know it's love?
When seeing that person feels like home.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
I used to speak Spanish and Swedish, but honestly they're both a bit on the rusty side.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Yeah, no.
20. What magazines do you read?
InStyle and Communication Arts.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Well, yeah.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
No.
23. Do you watch mtv?
Only when hungover and held up in a Miami hotel room.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
Body odor. And people who do things with their mouths open - eat, chew, munch on gum, not covering a yawn. GAH!
25. What's something you really like?
Kittens.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Do I like Michael Jackson pre-1990? You bet. I had a mad crush on his Thriller album cover photo and used to wonder what color our children would be.
27. Can you dance?
Psheesh. After being a trained dancer for 16 years *I* can do the running man baby. Wooooooooooooo!!!!!
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
The first time I moved to Europe I stayed up something like 46 hours straight traveling. Well? I was really excited 'n stuff.
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Mostly. I am not afraid to admit that if you're boring... I skim.
Comments
Dead chickens are definitely funny. Even that august, venerable body the BBC agrees with me.
starbucks...resistance is futile...you have been assimilated.