I have a few things on today's agenda. First, the subject keeping you all on the edge of your seats: what did I decide to do about a bag for all my photography shit equipment? So glad you asked. About an hour ago I purchased a black (did you get that? - BLACK.) "messenger" bag. It's fairly small, vinyl, and there's absolutely nothing protective or secure about it. But it will be PERFECT for holding Ella-The-iPod, keys, money, lipstick, and gum as it's slung around my shoulders while I high tail it around Miami and Orlando shooting photos. Believe me, tonight there will be some reasonably sound sleeping up in this biznatch thanks to my reasonably cheap solution.
Whew.
Second, it seems not everyone is aware that I'm going to be in Florida for 4 days this weekend. Which is terribly odd since IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS!!! Fret not, loyal readers, the daily photos will continue in my absence thanks to the publishing prowess of Señor Prakope (it also appears that not everyone is aware I post a new photo everyday - see on the side where it says "Daily Photograph? Um, yeah - click it). I also have one single solitary guest-poster lined up who always seems to generate more traffic for this site in his few days of posting than it's possible for me to *ever* generate. No matter how many semi-nude photos I post or how much I talk in obscenities. This guy has me beat. ON MY OWN SITE. In case you don't know who I'm talking about, stay tuned to find out. He'll be showing up starting on Thursday.
In the event you'd like to guest post as well leave a comment or email me and I'll hook you up. Just not too much swearing, 'kay? That's my job.
Third, I have a very serious confession to make and am burying it under item number 3 in the hope that you stopped reading after I started talking about my bag, baby. Whew, okay here it goes. I am seriously, seriously addicted to the hollywood gossip columns online. I've found heaven in the form of the gossip blogs, which I justify as okay because I don't have a TV and therefore don't have any other source of music industry news. But that's all a huge, screaming LIE! so that I don't feel bad reading the filth I read.
Okay okay okay. Ask me anything. I know all the dish about TomKat and the talk about her belly button, Sienna and Jude - OVER!, and Britney's impending divorce. It's a damn dirty lie that I live, not telling *anyone* about my habit that is, but today's the first step to recovery. (And in case you were wondering, not even The Tourist Guide knew, and he knows all. Boy did he tick me off yesterday when he tried to convince me that *HE* knew more about Jude and Sienna than I did. Ok look, just because you're English doesn't mean you know all the goss. He thought they were over a year ago for cripes sake. Ha ha ha ha *gasp* ha ha ha, so deluded.)
But just in case you want to be addicted to gossip too, here are my absolute, most favorite, time-tested sources for all the goss.
Now's the time to forget you read the last few paragraphs, but before you do so remember: Don't. Judge.
Comments
Ok whoever knew you were NOT leaving should be shamed! I mean really, I'm sick of hearing about it...just go already so we can have a "Blogs Gone Wild" festival! J/K As for celebrity gossip addictions *raises hand* yes my name is Char and I too am a Celebrity Gossip addict (but I do have a Tele)...ahem it first started with Martini's Persistence, and a Smile than it moved briefly to the BBC (which I worship), but I was not being fed with enough drama and I needed something more. The Superficial and D-Listed began to creep in...and I am soundly happy with my daily dirt.
I've seen Celebrity Baby Blog, but the last thing I want to see as a mom is another baby *shrugs*.
So darling you are not alone, I think we are all sucked into the celebrity trash at some point.
(Threw me there, no auto-uppercase - CAPS)
STILL fairly certain the Jude and Sienna were over long ago, but both had a need for publicity - for her to show that she can act in a playhouse as well as as on screen and would be ever-so-happy to carry on doing so, if only the press would carry on putting her in the headlines/ gossip columns. For him, to up his pricing for when he decides to partake in a movie once again.
No doubt I'm too cynical for my own good and none of this is possibly true.
Oh & ironically Ms Miller is currently linked with the potential new James Bond ... Daniel Craig, see more in many many different media types.