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Le Blesséd Event™

Oh holy lord. As Steve said, "Mother's lock up your sons. Wives keep a good eye on your husbands." Le Serial Cynica (Keira) and I are arranging another Le Blesséd Event™ in a month's time and there ain't nothing you can do to stop us. Unless of course it's while we're on our way to the bar and you're offering to pick up the tab.

How do I know Keira? We met in college in one of our dopey programming classes. We mostly never went to class and cheated off of each other as much as possible, which of course is why we got along so well. We understand each other. A little give, a little take, a puff of this, a shot of that, and we're toast. We may not have spent much time together actually attending class unless we were collectively hung over, too hung over in fact to forget we never went to class, but we did see an awful lot of each other when we partied. Oh the partying. The tables we danced on, the hearts we broke, the hot little outfits we wore, the cross country trip... *sigh*. Due to our antics I actually had my 3 roommates believing I was a well-paid stripper. An understood arrangement, of course, cuz they never asked and I never told. Oh the fun I had with those roommates. Ha ha... good times, good times. I'm sorry, my eyes are glazing over in happiness as I remember the freedom of being 23 again.

Digressing...

As I was saying, I've known Keira for a long time. She's gorgeous, witty, incredibly funny, has an insatiable need for getting everything free, has the mouth of a soapbox sailor, and in short is basically my twin sister. Only I'm the well-behaved one. She has a birthday coming up, I have a birthday coming up, and we are looking to make Trouble with a capital Awwyeah. She lives in Orlando which means her flying to Minneapolis is strictly out of the question under every circumstance. Florida it is and what with my impending novel in the works we have some *SERIOUS*, serious research to do if I'm going to get the darn thing right.

On the agenda:

• Chocolate birthday cake substituted with a chocolate godiva martini.
• Getting drunk in Orlando.
• Getting drunk in Miami
• Passing out in some ridiculously lavish hotel in South Beach.
• Men of any kind strictly prohibited unless buying the drinks, lavishing the gifts, or getting drunk called by their giggling women at 3am EST.
• Sex World (pink, if possible).
• As my birthday gift to Keira I will be taking sexy, naughty photos of her so she can blow them up and hang them in her bedroom. You know, so they're all life-size 'n stuff.
• LOTS and lots of pictures which may or may not ever make it to my websites.

I'll refrain from telling you the rest as I'd rather not get arrested before the trip. But I assure you, fun will be had and aliases will be used. Oh yes, there is much fun to be had. Hee hee, Happy Birthday to us!