Today I'm invoking my right as a blogger to market a new "Get Rachel (Yumjunkie) to visit Margaret the weekend of her birthday, Margaret's birthday, that is" campaign. I know it's a long name for a slogan but the point is there is alcohol to be consumed and fun to be had. Plus it has to happen in October before I become temporarily insane. And wouldn't it be cool if it happened the weekend of my birthday (if for no other fact than we can explain anything we get up to as "Well, it was her/my birthday!!!!").
I've never met a fellow blogger before. I mean, I know Steve and he's a blogger photoblogger but I knew him before he started blogging so that totally doesn't count. Hmmm, shouldn't there be a name for the state one's in before they become a blogger besides Pre-Blogger? Oh wait, there is! Before he got a blog he was a Curmudgeonous Psycho but now he's just "a blogger". Funny how that works, really.
Right, but if meeting her weren't cool enough I think it's hilarious that the only reason she and I know each other is cuz she DATED Steve about 10 years ago. As in, literally, the poor thing.
I don't know what all of this could mean for my blog. First there's Le Blessed Event™ beginning October 13th and the weekend after *will be* when Rachel comes to visit. There will be decadence. There might be a visit to The Big Pink House of Pleasure that is Sex World. And there most certainly will be alcohol. Oh yes, there will be alcohol.
In other news, do you know how cool it is to work in the same building as the Professional Education people? They're always supplying their classes with endless amounts of donuts, pizzas, fruit, coffee, cookies, muffins, and all around yumminess. Which of *course* means that the Marketing department gets all the leftovers. Mmmmm... I just had a glazed, cherry cake thingy that was so extraordinarily delishious that I need to go slip in to a cake coma now.
FREE SEND RACHEL!
Comments
That was funny...I was thinking about taking a trip somewhere for my 29th birthday but shit I have no idea where to go, but I'm not going to be *anywhere in California*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Sorry. Had to be done. There will be SO much celebrating of your birthday you won't know what to do!