Yesterday I did a good deed and helped a Girl Scout get a badge. That's right, I'm grown-up enough to be of a good influence to the younger generation of female good-deed-do'ers everywhere. Just think of all the good I'm putting out in to this world... *aaaahhhh*. And in 15 years they'll all have blogs and talk J.U.S.T. like me. Mothers sleep sound tonight with that knowledge tucked safely in.
Let me just add that it's a good thing the Girl Scout Association doesn't look up the source of their innocent members' quest in badge goodness, because if they saw how much I used the word f@ck! on just this one page I'd probably get a good bollocking. Until of course I banned the uptight, anal prick who thinks young women shouldn't think outside the box from my website. Because they probably wouldn't have looked at all the sophisticated ways once can essentially use the word f@ck! in a positive, intelligent, reinforcing manner to perfectly describe a noun. Mmm hmm, I'm the walking, talking, incarnation of sophistication people.
Being a positive role model is all cool 'n stuff.
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Bollocks. Does this mean us commentors have to watch our language too?
I'm under court-order not to corrupt any more minors. For the next 3 years. 2 1/2 if I'm good.
Ahhhh it's so nice to say bollocks, my all-time favorite swear word.
Perhaps the young Girl Scout's Mommy ;-) encourages her daughter to think outside the box, and to not be "cookie cutter" prim and proper all the time. And just maybe she thinks it IS a positive influence to show her daughter that it's ok to be a strong woman, who speaks her mind, and lives her life to the fullest, doing the things she likes to do. Even if the grown up women use colorful language to get the point across sometimes.
Or maybe her Mom is just crazy ;-)
Bollocks is a new swear word to me!! Oh boy!! I totally think you are a kick ass role model =)