Hole E. Shit. I got free baseball tickets today! And REALLY, REALLY GOOD ONES!!! This week didn't start out so great but then I had a good design, got a free burrito, and then got almost a hundred buckeroonies in free baseball tickets. Am I like the luckiest person or WHAT?!
So this means that on Sunday I'll be watching the Minnesota Twins take on the Seattle Mariners at the Metrodome, which is only a short walk from my house. I guess Steve will be coming with me cuz if I took one of my no-baseball-having girlfriends along he'd probably never speak to me again. Thank GOD the Yankees aren't playing or I'd certainly be stocking up on protective gear. Self-control isn't really his thing when it comes to the Yankees. Kind of reminds me of that time I drew the artwork for a button and won New Kids on the Block tickets. Yessssss, really. And my verrrry best friend in the whole wide world, Shea, loved New Kids On The Block so much she had their pictures plastered over her walls. And pillows with Joey McIntyre's face on them that she used to kiss every night and every morning (WELL SHE DID!). We were blood sisters and I'm pretty sure that there's a legal loophole allowing blood-sister-homicide upon sale of The Most Coveted Tickets in All The Land™. This is a chance I wasn't willing to take and is likely the reason I'm here to spin this tale.
Aaaaaanyway, back to baseball. This means hot dogs. Lots and lots of stadium dogs. And I've never had baseball stuff - don't you think I'd look cute in a baseball hat? Or maybe a baseball t-shirt. But I don't wear t-shirts so maybe that's not such a good idea. Come to think of it, I don't really wear hats either unless they're super-styling and kinda european looking. If the Minnesota Twins made one of those hats I'd be all over that shit. And if those hats were pink? Lord Jesus hold me back.
Steve says they're really good tickets which only matters to me cuz I don't want to squint whilst looking at the hotties in tight pants. And my pictures will be all life-size 'n stuff.
What will you guys give me if I can get an autograph anywhere on any-thing?
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I wanna see life size pictures :) *of a hottie*!! See I'm a bonafide *Yankees* fan (and a resident Californian)...but fudge and crackers you have like the bestest luck!
What in the hell is up with that?! =)
It's is quite possibe that there are pink Twins hats. I've seen pink Yankee hats (almost bought one for my sister).
In fact, a little checking at the Twins online store reveals a pink Twins hat which means that it is most likely available at the game.
On the other hand, I ask you, what have I gotten myself into?
While we lived there I went to a game and saw the mariners also, twins gave up like 7 home runs that game and got their ass handed to them. I just remember thinking that baseball should not be played indoors...it was weird.
Have fun trying to find the white ball against the while ceiling......
Other than that it was kinda cool...
Big brothers never listen - it's not about watching the white ball. It's about watching the hotties in their tight little pants. STAY. FOCUSED!!!
I'm beginning to suspect you know absolutely zero about baseball... but then me too! Ha ha!
Margaret is going to a baseball game? Good Lord! And yes- the only reason she is around to go to the basesball game is because she did give me her extra ticket to the New Kids concert. come on how many times in your life does your best friend win concert tickets to the New Kids on the Block? uh! I thought we were the coolest chicks ever!
Paul, it really is as difficult as advertised trying to find the ball against that ceiling. I tried out for a national travelling team when I was 17 (and made the team, thank you) with the tryouts held at the Dome. It's insanely difficult.
And don't worry folks, Maggs may come home from Sunday's game knowing more about baseball than is neccessary. After all, she's going with me, the biggest baseball nerd around.
Hey, hey, hey!!! Play nice kids... I know about baseball 'n stuff! After all I did grow up in a house with 2 older brothers and a dad... ya'know? I've seen more ESPN than any woman should have to.
That doesn't mean I'll listen to anything coming out of Steve's mouth Per normal I'll just shake my head and respond, "Mmmm hmmm." But mostly, "Mmmmm" because I'll be focusing on hotties in tight pants.
Yeah it's *so* about hotties in tight pants....
Although I am one who will quickly down 3 12oz beers and talk crap to anyone in my section who is louder and more obnixious (sp? - whatever...) than me...
And I'm *so* into the ESPN Zone I love 30 huge ass monitors gazing into my hazel eyes *shudders*