Sophie's gone AWOL
Which means I (Roger - occassionally known as Wellington) get to guest post - yay!
And what better way to begin than with the traditional...
Appetizer
Where do you plan to go on vacation this year, or where would you want to go?
hmmm... well if we're talking an ideal vacation, I've always fancied a tour of the big old cities in Europe - taking in Paris, Vienna, Rome, Barcelona and London - preferably with a couple of months to really appreciate it, and my girly by my side.
Soup
What color is your bedroom? If you could redecorate it, what would you change?
I have issues with my bedroom colour - I rent a house, and I'm pretty much stuck with this dreadful vaguely-green textured wallpaper. It's pretty hideous, quite frankly, and I'd give the entire room a makeover given the opportunity - the carpet was so awful I've covered it almost completely in nice rugs!
Salad
Do you have a bumper sticker on your vehicle? What does it say?
I have no bumper sticker. Bumper stickers are for the intellectually challenged, almost as bad as signs on your work desk saying "you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps". I despair, I really do. If I HAD to have one, though, it would almost certainly say "Kick Me".
Main Course
What's the worst pain you've ever been in?
That would have been when I caught shingles, which is a strain of chicken pox. It's a nasty, brutal little disease, and gave me these horrible blisters on my forehead (all gone now thankfully - I am, of course, beautiful). It was absolute, searing agony, and left a faint, indented scar on my forehead that's still visible if you get up close. My grandma once told me that if you get them on your tummy (which apparently is more common), and they go right round and join up, it kills you. I suspect this was rubbish, though fascinating...
Dessert
Who is your favorite celebrity? What do they do that inspires you?
Tricky one, this, as I like people for different reasons. Being a sad old fanboy, I'd be quite happy to share an adventure or two with Doctor Who (any of the nine of them). Then maybe that sexy little shoplifter Winona Ryder to greet me enthusiastically upon my return. I'm also rather partial to Dick Dastardly and Muttley (and would love a ride in the Mean Machine), and would love to meet Laurel & Hardy in their heyday.
hmmm... such a thoughtful entry - must do more jokes tomorrow!
Curiously, the colour pink has been following me round all day today...