A little later this week I'm meeting up with some friends. What's really shocking about this news is that we're not meeting downtown. *gasp* Can you believe it? Me? In... in... the suburbs? I'll bring along my camera to prove to you I can do this without getting wasted, but I'm sure his photos will end up much more interesting than mine. Mainly cuz I'll actually be in those photos. More importantly, I want to take pictures of these supposed traveling rancheros - and if they're wearing little hats? I am so-ho-ho-ho getting a picture *with* one. Oh yes, I will.
Then there's the small matter of Joe. The last time Joe decided to eat at Mojito's (without me, mind you) he weighed himself before he left. Then he ate and ate and ate.... and ate and ate and ate all that the cooks could keep on his plate. When he got home, he had gained 5 lbs. FIVE WHOLE POUNDS. I want a picture of that. I really, really do.
Then later this week I'm heading back to Wisconsin to see a cousin I haven't seen in 10 whole years. I... was in high school the last time he saw me. Gangly, shy, and awkward. He'll be so shocked to find out I've neatly grown in to geeky, bitter, and pretentious. Awwww I kid, I kid. I am really looking forward to seeing him.
This of course means I'll be out of the house for a few days. Anyone interested in guest-posting while I'm gone? Bueller? Bueller?
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I'm ultra-happy to offer guest-posting services, if you fancy 'em, though last week I think I lost all of your readers! Must-be-funny... must-be-funny... must-be-funny...
If you'd like to guest post Welly, the stage is all yours! You get Friday (again :), Saturday, and Sunday. I'll email you the login.
Have fun (but not too much ;)!!!