This is totally ripped off lovingly borrowed from Char. Apparently if I had a TV and watched "Inside The Actors Studio" on Bravo I would know that host James Lipton asks every actor 10 questions at the end of the interview. Assuming I am famous enough that anyone gives a flying hoo-ha what my favorite word is, you will find the delightful answers to his delightful questions below.
1.What is your favorite word?
love
2.What is your least favorite word?
fear
3. What turns you on?
a well-worn cologne
4. What turns you off?
body odor
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Dick. (When used well, it's succinct and highly effective.)
6. What sound do you love?
This is so cheesy, but I really, really do love the sound of Le Tourist Guide's™ voice. Even when we're fighting it's still soothing.
7. What sound do you hate?
Screaming children.
8. What profession other then yours would you like to attempt?
Concert pianist, though I would prefer to do something more along the lines of what Tori Amos does. Organic piano playing that sounds nothing like what's out there. In all reality, I'm saving up to buy a piano in the next couple of years. My piano playing skills will be mine again - oh yes, they will be mine.
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Snake charming, snake handling, snake wrestling, snake-cage cleaning, or even snake breeding. I don't *do* snakes, 'kay?
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Welcome home, the bar is to your left. Everything is on me.
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I love that show. Especially the episode where he interviews the entire cast of the Simpsons. He does that with the characters. There's something so perversely funny about hearing Krusty the Klown say "Ah, Fuck it" when asked his favorite curse word.
THEIF!!
J/K I always love your answers! I was hoping you would steal this....I love this show too James Lipton is sort of lame but the show rules!!
Muuuwwaaahhhhhh
Yeah. I'm stealing this too. Because I'm lazy, and narcissistic .
The answer of James Garifino (?) (star of Sopranos) to the question of "what would you like to hear God say upon arrival in heaven" was: " Welcome, take over while I take a much needed break".
Not bad!