I did it again last night. I was talking to her for an inordinate amount of time, when after several hours of conversation we said goodnight and I promptly rolled over and fell sound asleep..... only to wake up a few hours later thinking I fell asleep whilst on the phone with her. So I started saying, "Keira? HELLO?! KEIRA?!?!" At this point reality started setting in and realized I didn't have a phone in my hand.
... And that I wasn't drunk.
... And that perhaps I'm slowly losing my mind.
I mean really, if these things are going to happen they'll be a lot more fun if I'm drunk, ya'know?
But at least I don't pass out in my front doorframe or pee in front of total strangers.
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That was funny...I took a pee outside a club in front of my car while traffic passed at 4am. I really had to go.
I remember waking up in blind panic a couple of years ago, when I realised I was gonna be late for school and I'd completely forgotten to do ANY of my homework.
Luckily it then dawned on me that I left school 20 years ago.
Ah, those old terrors!
I wasn't even in the door frame. I was still in the hallway. The door was still closed.
God, what my neighbors must think of me.
Imagine how it will be when we're 80... I just think it's time to start shaking up some cosmos in the evening so at least there's a *valid* excuse for your early onset senility ;)
Honey, I'm lucky I made it this far. Let's not tax the imagination by thinking about 80.