I'm awaiting the call to be announced as the new Pope. I'm not at all religious and know very little about Catholicism, but I do quite fancy wearing a big Pope hat, and telling jokes every Sunday from that balcony he speaks from. I'd wave to the crowds, do a quick blessing, and then start the comedy routine in me big Pope hat: "Jam... tigers... there's a combination... wouldn't you like to smear jam on a tiger's head and make a run for it and see what happened?" etc.
And he has a massive big papal mansion. I bet it has a swimming pool. Do you reckon he has nuns to do the washing up for him? And give him personal massages? I bet he does.
I quite liked the idea of the Popemobile, but it was rubbish, wasn't it? Looked like a giant ice cream van. I'd have a much groovier Popemobile, made out of a customised 1950s Chevy. Loads of buttons inside on the dashboard (cigarette lighter, a horn that goes HONK!, chocolate dispenser, rocket launcher, you know the kind of stuff). And I''d have a Popeboat too. And a Popecopter. And I'd get into merchandise in a big way too. Bathroom products first.
'Pope on a rope'.
I think I need more caffeine.
Roger (otherwise known as Wellington)
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Alright pope go get some more caffine ;) I love the chocolate dispenser idea for the custom Chevy!
Now who's gues blogging on what days? Cause like a retard I still haven't done it yet!
PS. Pope Wellington has a rocking ring to it ;)
Don't worry too much about it Char - my days are officially at the end of the week, as I think Margaret wanted to make sure at least one of us posted every day (hence the schedule). She did, however, encourage me to post as much as I wanted to, and I'd say that applies to everyone else too - so go crazy! The more posts, the merrier, I say!
Alright Pope Wellington will do ;) I don't wanna be left out of the mischief!