My very best friend kills me. Apparently someone named "Lui Bulveda" (Loo-ie Bull-veh-duh) has contacted her on an online dating site.***
In our sick and warped minds, "Lui Bulveda" too closely resembles "Gooey Vulva". And I swear to you that if my friend attempt marriage with a Gooey Vulva I will throw myself in front of the altar to stop the insanity of my friend being Mrs. Gooey Vulva, with all her little Gooey Vulva's running around.
My side still hurts from that one.
***I just know Google is gonna pick this shit up, that Lui is gonna find this entry, and my express pass to Hell will be solidified. Apologies Lui, but you have to admit, that's pretty fucking funny.