Show & Tell
Welly shouldn't be this kind, because now I have all kinds of material for my blog entry today.
You see, this morning he sent me a bunch of sketches. Secret squirrel sketches that shouldn't get out, which is why Welly goes by the name of Welly, because if I told people his name was Roger and that he lived in England and worked a boring job complete with 3 hour meetings, then I might just get him in trouble. So I won't - cuz I'm nice like that.
These sketches cracked me up so I decided to share. Art this funny should never be binned.
Sketch #1: Scarborough fair. Apparently this is what life is like in Scarborough... I had not known that giant gorillas and aliens were back in season, but I think I'll try the "fish-in-pocket" trick and attempt to start a new trend. Very saucy!!!
Sketch #2: A lesser known historical piece, re-creating that awful attack on parliament in a way that's not entirely dissimilar from the Stay-Puffed Marshmellow Man's attack on NYC. The outcome was much tastier in the latter's case.
Sketch #3: I'unno. I just think this one's funny. Out of all the captions it could have had, it had "Kill the Doctor". There's a Freudian somethin' er' other in there.
Sketch #4: Guy who led Welly's boring meeting's last name was "Parlabean". Hence, the inspiration for...
Sketch #5: HEY, wait a second! How did this one get edited?!!! (I just crack myself up...)
Sketch #6: In case you didn't know what sound a bird makes.
Sketch #7: Two things. First, I had not realized that the clock goes "Bong" these days. Apparently "Dong" was too offensive. Second, tower hats are all the rage in central London if you hadn't heard. Stop by Harrods and pick one up TODAY!
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The man is clearly demented...