I'm having a little difficulty understanding the bumper sticker the past few days. Spending so much time with Bella means I'm also spending quality time with red lights. Waiting. And if it's a particularly dull day, those are the days I see bumper stickers like "Defoliate Bush" on the cars in front of me.
I mean, I guess the owner of the car buys the bumper sticker cuz they think they're cute. Or funny. Or have an important message about the baby Jesus. But COME ON! These people look at the stickers ONCE when they buy the sticker, and ONCE when the apply the sticker.
That's it.
Hypothetically speaking, one might take a different route home from work one day so as to stop by the store to pick up something and then get caught in uptown traffic that leaves them sitting in said traffic for a full hour. All to get 3 blocks. And hypothetically speaking, I, I mean, one would have to be faced with an insulting bumper sticker for the entire time. Not that one would be insulted or anything, but it's just not classy. Not funny. Very tacky. And IT LOOKS TERRIBLE ON YOUR DIRTY CAR! And for the most part, one would spend the majority of that hour contemplating why someone would buy a bumper sticker they never even look at.
I'm just not getting it people. I'm sorry.
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Its a lot like the image in your default skin ... I don't quite get why it is that she is clutching her stomach like she is in pain, or why it is that the leaves in the mirror don't reflect the leaves in the window, or why her head in the mirror is smaller than her actual head even though the bottle in the mirror is larger than the actual bottle, or why she lacks shoulders, or how it is that she contracted a severe case of goitre ... but then that is individual expression for you !!
Okay -- JUST so you know...WHOMEVER you are, I LOVE this skin and I requested it.
No need to analyze.... just appreciate. Thx :)