Earlier tonight I was mostly thinking about how uninspired I've been lately. Meh. And I was even laying in bed, with my eyes "resting", thinking to myself, "Margaret, you've been rather uninspired lately." But then... like a FLASH of lightning I had the sudden urge to drive myself out to a far away land called... "Minnetonka" (isn't that just so exotic?!?!)... and buy myself this.
Believe me, I have logged maaaaaaaany-a-hours subjecting ex's to this show. It's just so, THRILLING! And INTERESTING! And totally RIDICULOUS! And that's why I love it. And now I have a full 24 hours of Charmed goodness to keep me busy for about, oh I'd say 24 hours or so.
What I hadn't planned on buying was this. Do you see him?! It's the man I cheat on all my other musician-types with... Oakey. But he doesn't so much like it when I call him that in public, so we'll refer to him as "Paul" around here. Now first of all, I'm trying to understand how he's somehow transformed in to a pre-pubescent version of himself - cuz honestly Paul, I'm so *not* loving the long hair-do. Please, I always ask politely the first time, do the buzzed thing again (it just SO compliments your nice arms. Really.), won't you? Secondly, I admire that you are keeping with your regular Release An Album Every 12 Weeks Or So™ pattern. However, I'm having a little difficulty with the fact you never publicize it! Not EVEN on your own website (you do know the website written on the cd is buggered, right?). Why, if I didn't keep such close tabs on you, thanks to amazon, you'd probably off and lose yourself in a field somewhere. Really Paul, do you need a webmaster to come handle these things for you? Cuz I'm just sayin'...
It should go without saying the album is KA (mom, that's short for "kick ass", cuz I know you were wondering). He's fantastic, the album is like a mixture between his Swordfish brilliance, his mid-late-ish 90's work, Creamfields, and I'm going out on a limb here and adding Moby to that mix. Please, no attacks. I'm just calling it like I hear it. And it's FABULOUS!
Although, if we're gonna split some hairs here, the second half of the album is weak.
There, NOW I've gone and said it.
Well, it *is* weak. Several of the later track are pretty much ripped off versions of some of his more famous earlier pieces... and so I'm left feeling a bit, well, feh about that whole thing. If the first half weren't so FUCKING FANTASTIC I'd probably be a little irritated. Let's just chalk it up to the hair, get it cut, and call it a day. Mkay? Great. Thanks xx.
Annnnnnnnnd I'm spent. Have a great evening ya'll.
PS, anyone wishing for a little *taste* of my man knows the how and where to get ahold of me. Let's just keep all that under the table, mkay? Great. Thanks xx.