I've been duped

08 February 2005

So you know that saying... "They melt in your mouth, not in your hand"?

That's such a crock.

I just picked up a handful of M&Ms (mostly because they were VERY teasing, all sitting there dressed in pink and white), walked to a few desks to have some chats with coworkers, and NOW my hands are sticky! Not even 5 minutes and I've got a case of he stick.

Stick. Y.
Stick-to-the-(e)Y.
S-T-to the double-dogg-Ick. With an (e)Y all up in the crib.


Dear M&Ms,

You stick.

Regards,
Margaret

PS, I take full credit for imparting the new catch-phrase You Stick® in to our pop-culture lexicon. You heard it here first.

Comments

yeah so much for truth in advertising

Posted by Jen on February 8, 2005 9:29 PM:

I like it, it's marketable.

Posted by wellington on February 9, 2005 10:21 PM: