When my mom was pregnant with me she used to have uncontrollable urges to eat tons and tons of.... *gasp* oatmeal. Yup, oatmeal. My father must have been thanking his heavenly presidents it wasn't lobster and New York strip, right?
Anyway, a week ago I was craving - can you guess it? ... OATMEAL! So I drove to the store and found me some oatmeal. But then, like a flash of brilliant lightning, I saw it. Sitting right there next to the oatmeal. Teasing me. Taunting me. Calling my name.
It was the Cream of Wheat.
I mean really, what was I - 8? - the last time I had Cream of Wheat? God, where has it BEEN all of my life?!?! Oatmeal is soooooooo 1977 people; Cream of Wheat is the new turkey bacon. Especially when it's extra thick. Thick enough to make shapes out of. Shapes like pyramids and happy faces. Errrrr.. ummmm, I'm guessing. And served with fresh fruit and / or brown sugar on top. Mmmmm... I love me some porridge.
I bet the guys are LINING UP to take me out now. I'm like a .50 cent date with a bowl of Cream of Wheat and a banana. Cuz damn.
In other news, I'd like to thank Shea and me mum for the lint rollers. I now have THREE! YIPEE! I guess it really *does* pay to have a blog sometimes :). You guys are the greatest. *mwah*
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let me just say I used to ask for chocolate cream of wheat lumpy. Yep mom made it lumpy on purpose and with some sugar and milk.......OH.....MY.....GOD.......
Jen makes fun of me every time I want to buy it.
ok....really this log in thing is a PAIN-IN-THE-ASS.
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Cream of wheat?
Confused Englishman, today
Ok Space Cadets, listen up!
1) chocolate cream of wheat = COCOA wheat
2) pain-in-the-ass is 4 words, not 1
3) Confused Englishman, today = should read "Confused Englishmen, all of us every single day"
Love,
Sophie