According to a recent Andrews poll, it has been determined that 25% of the women in my office are pregnant.
TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT! P.R.E.G.G.E.R.S.
Recent studies lead me to believe the water is poor, and I've officially boycotted all liquids from said workspace.
Cuz damn.
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You can't get pregnant from drinking water, margaret.
Though it might be worth checking out the chair you're sitting on...