Oh dear, sweet, heavenly baby Jesus...
I turned on my MP3 player a few minutes ago after the battery went dead... the splash screen came up... and that's where I still am.
Splash screen.
I've tried pushing that well-hidden "reset" button - NOTHING! What will I *DO* if the thing is hosed?! How will I live?! HOW WILL I MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT MUSIC?!
Someone... anyone... send help! PLEEEASSE!