It turns out my super-genius plan to get a Mini has temporarily stalled, mainly due to the Immoralites that are car-salespeople. Don't they know that MARGARET ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS?! After a talk with one of my favorite people downtown, the guy who always takes care of me at The Newsroom, he's got me excited near to the point of doing cartwheels -- right here, right now -- to do this car shopping thing again. Seriously Kris, GO BE A CAR SALESMAN ALREADY! Or better yet, just come with me so I'll have someone to push these amoebic lifeforms around with. *poke*
Things that are important to me in a new car:
2. That I look like a flaxen-locked goddess in said car.
3. The car is super-powered and corners on rails (picked up that last ditty from Julia Roberts).
4. Upgraded CD/MP3 stereo system absolutely necessary. I need subwoofers up in this beeyotch like what.
5. Cup-holders. What? I've never had cupholders or a CD player in my car before. Believe me, when you've been without it's very, VERY important!
I'm using this reinstatement of joy as an opportunity to check out another car on my short list... The 2005 Ford Mustang.
Awwwwwwww yeah.
Has everyone seen this car? Mmmmmm - über-bass, super-power, beautiful, shiny thing meeting every single item on my list. Test driving this beoooot outta be real, real special.
