I'm dimpled.
Is this news to all of you? Because yes, I have dimples in my cheeks and NO ONE seems to notice.
No no, sickos. Not THOSE cheeks. The other ones.
But isn't that strange? I've only ever had one person in my entire life actually notice I have dimples - which, by the way, I didn't even develop until I reached my early 20's - and that happened 2 weeks ago.
That person was dimpled.
Do I get to be part of some secret society now that someone has noticed I have huge, oblique dimples? Huge. HUGE! When do I get my award? And why didn't I have them when I was younger? I didn't even realize one could grow in to their dimples. Does this mean I have a fat face?
Questions people, QUESTIONS! Important questions...
Comments
Maybe others don't notice your dimples because they're looking directly into your beautiful blue eyes!
Love, Mom