Sensory Theater
Tonight I will be your cordial, spiffy (and cute I might add) guide through the Visual Audio Sensory Theater.
1) To stroke your maternal / paternal instincts a bit, I'm giving you PUPPY PICTURES! My friend just got a new puppy, Pirate, and he's just about the cutest ball of fur I've ever not seen in person. Joe's wife has 2 other dogs that are trained service dogs, working with the disabled and elderly. Pirate has the most wonderful home where he too will get to learn the tricks of the trade... and more importantly HERD SHEEP JUST LIKE HIS BIG SISTER ZAP!
2) For visual stimulation, I'm handing over my current desktop entitled "Change of Season". I found it on deviantart.com, one of my favorite places to pick up images. Yup. Download. Now. (click on the image)
3) I'm stroking the technical in you now. Head over to Mozilla and download the latest version of Firefox. Haven't you heard Internet Explorer is dead? Giddyup, bust a move and step to it. Don't forget to download some of their uberkool extensions, like the gmail notifier (I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT) and the weather.com plug-in for your status bar. How did I ever live without a computer I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER!
If you're one of those people who is miraculously without gmail and wants to be as cool as pLarge, I still have invites galore. Just ping me, k? Kay.
4) Zombies and Opticals are the new black. Go read two of my favorite people-ses up and coming novels (if you will remember, they have to finish by November 30th).
Prakope's The Vandal's Take Manhattan
Joe's As yet Untitled zombie saga
5) Last, but not least, to tempt your budding music appreciation quotient I'm giving you 5 sing-a-long's. Sing ye pirates, and be merry. Fer grog 'n wenches do agree with the mighty seas. Arrrrrrrrr. (So sorry, still hung up on the pirate thing...). Black Jack Wellington will be on you like a pirate on booty if you don't right-click and save-ass, I mean 'as'.
Aretha Franklin - Chain of Fools
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
Tracy Chapman - Give Me One Reason
INXS - Need You Tonight
Britney Spears - My Prerogative (Hey, hey, hey, it's catchy ALRIGHT?!)
Comments
The Opticals are one night's work shy of 30% and rumor has it the novel has yet to have a cover designed.
Whatever will the author autograph when he gives the book to all his adoring fans at the book signing.
**Sigh**
Photos of cute puppies are all very well (arf arf!) - but when are we going to see photos of your trip to Miss Cynica's? Huh? Huh? When? Huh?
I haven't posted in forever, but I need to post and tell you that the skinning of your BLOGS are "off the hook" and honestly, I don't know what you are doing at ePredix, you should be designing somewhere else, and also you're still one of the F*ing witties ladies I know.
Smiles, Em