1. Appetizer: What do you think is the perfect age to get married? To have a first child? To retire?
Uhhhhh... is this a trick question? Honestly, I believe it happens precisely when it's meant to.
2. Soup: If you could change occupations tomorrow, what would you want to do for a living?
Make things beautiful, albeit that's not really a job title. But that's what I would do.
3. Salad: What does the color green make you think of?
Growth.
4. Main Course: What is something that has happened to you over the last year that you didn't expect?
That I'd be telling the entire of the internet about The Balding Incident™
5. Dessert: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
13 (I told the boy I was kissing I was 16, but I'm pretty sure he didn't believe me)