Today's quote for the day is:
Every woman should have 2 wingmen so cool as both of mine.
First I'll have you know I *tore* myself away from Half-Life 2 just so I could be with you this evening.
What?
I never said I wasn't weak when it came to video games 'n stuff. This game is just... supercalafragilisticexpialadociousooie!!!!!! I mean, I remember back in the day when a 3/4 green circle would eat a dot. Man. THAT was interactivity 'n shit.
But NOW!
The guns... and water... and wood... and blood... and.. and... and... That's why I won't be easily accessible in the week(s) to come. Must. Play. Half-Life 2. And of course, after Half-Life 2 comes Counterstrike. Huh huh... huh... huh...
Before we part this evening, I have to tell you about one and a half of my worst nightmares nearly realized today...
See, today at lunch Steve and I went to D'Amico's on Nicollet. Nothing special, overpriced meat sandwiches are pretty normal for us. However... today the waitress was especially smart-assed, and if I got even one more nasty look from any chick in that place I was going to go ballistic on all their over-priced meat sandwich asses. That's why after we grabbed our food and took 2 steps out of the door, and Steve said... "OMG, that waitress is the girl I found online a few nights ago and emailed!! Remember? I sent you her picture!!!!" I nearly died.
Or wait... maybe I almost died when I found out all of Keira's sexual devices were ransacked by the robbers last night and had to lay out in the middle of the bedroom floor for "fingerprinting" in front of god and everybody until the police were done.
Well duh! Of COURSE there won't be any fingerprints on those. Sheesh! Yup... come to think of it, that was definitely when I almost died today.
*digressing...*
So Steve recognized one of his Yahoo's. Like... in the flesh 'n stuff. She looked at him, he looked at her, and yet nobody told me WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON!!! Guess it turns out it's a good thing I cracked a really funny joke that made him look good. Man, if he gets laid because of a reference to "A Boy Named Sue" I'm for sure bottling up my pimpage and selling it on eBay.
On the other hand, he was totally had. Her picture was WAYYYY cute but up close... DAMN! That bitch should have to pay damages for shopping herself around like that. He was had, yo!
Heroes. Blood. Guns. Sexual Devices. Shopping. What more could any person ask for in a single blog entry? That's all folks. I'll be here all week.
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"I'm for sure bottling up my pimpage and selling it on eBay."
One of the best lines I've ever heard.