Remember my entry from last night about my friend's sexual devices laying out in front of god, the police, and everybody after she got burglarized? The story got better...
It seems that the empty "box" one of her devices came in was also laying out.
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Right next to all her needles and Satanic bible.
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Directly adjacent to her weed pipe.
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Which were in turn right next to the movie "The 12 Lays of Christmas".
That's all folks, have a good evening!
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OK, Le Woman needs funds. In 2 weeks I'm going to need something to write.
Let's turn this into a screenplay and sell it to some Hollywood big shot. This would be so funny they'd have to invent a new Oscar to give to us.
I was just thinking what a good night out you could have with all that stuff...
Oooooh, Le Screenplay is a fabulous idea! Now you guys have some idea of what Le Blessed Event was all about. I've got TONS of material...
From this side of the water, I have to say that Le Blessed Event has been very much shrouded in secrecy, rumour and whispered tittle-tattle. The only thing I can guess at with any certainty is that it involved lots of giggling.
Still, if you need any steamy scenes, I'm probably the man to write them. Unless it's steam caused by too much washing up.