HER: dammit!!!
ME: what?
HER: a mosquito got in the house and it flew in my tea!!!
HER: fucking bastard!!!
ME: Oh
ME: My
ME: GODDESS!!!
ME: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
HER: it's not funny!!!
HER: }:(
ME: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ME: YES IT IS!
ME: ha ha ha
HER: fucking Florida bastards!!
ME: he sacrificed his life so you could eat some proteinn
ME: either that or he heard Bush got re-elected
ME: and commited mosquito-kamikaze-cide
HER: now THAT was funny!!