BREAKING NEWS!: The United Health Association of Cynica™ has approved simultaneous masturbation and acupuncture to increase circulation, release negative chi, and improve men-tal health.
And to think our forefather's had somehow missed that very important piece of legislation.
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The U-HAC approved message?
Ohhhhh the fun I could have with this one...
There's a scene featuring that very thing in the second Emmannuelle film
erm... so a friend who's seen it tells me.
... I'll get me coat
Hmmmm... haven't seen that movie. Care to elaborate on that nature of the scene? Did she poke her eye out or something?
Without going into gratuitous detail, as I recall it... erm, I mean, as my FRIEND recalls it... there's a scene in a quiet, hazy, back street acupuncture place, where various needles are attached to her face, the doc wanders off somewhere vaguely, and as her young male friend watches lustfully, she sort of gets on with it, losing clothes along the way, her head thrown back dreamily as she enjoys herself. No eyeballs poked out, thankfully, as it might have spoilt the mood a bit.
All artfully shot, as they were in those days, lots of soft filters on the camera etc.