so here we are back to the one string of words thing cuz i can't think of anything decent for your viewing pleasure tonight in case you haven't been around since the last one string of words it's this little game i play where i have to type without stopping for a specified amount of time usually made up in the land where goddesses are pretty not to mention libran ok so please don't kill me when i tell you that there's this song that cynica turned me on to that i love right so it's not that she turned me on to it because she actually has fantastic taste in music but it's the fact that she forced me to download a song by hillary duff called fly i know right what diabollically politically incorrect disease causes someone to listen to hillary well it would be the same one that causes said subject to purchase ashlee simpson's cd i am strong libran who bends to no one well except for cynica and hillary in this case and on the occasional drunken escapade speaking of drunken escapades there was this one time i visited new orleans with le better than a bodyguard cynica and had one or two unwanted gropings going on in the rear area of a cute little mini black tube dress adorned by moi i believe this is the point where i turned to cynica and simply said he touched me to which she turned around and promptly punched him in the face the bodyguard standing there didn't like that very much the moral of the story is that everyone should have a cynica right so the other moral of the story is that she bites
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You are one FUNNY BIZZATCH!!!!
I *heart* you :)
You complete me :D
It's funny you should say that cos I was thinking it was about time that Margaret did one of those long sentence things where she doesn't take a single breath and as she talks and talks and talks like I'm doing here now her face turns bluer and bluer and bluer cos she hasn't taken a breath and it would be no good having a bodyguard when what she'd need would be a paramedic team with a big shiney ambulance and a handsome doctor or two and maybe a sexy nurse for shallow me and a siren thingy that goes woo woo woo and they'd be getting the oxygen but it would do no good because she'd still be talking because she's had lots of practice at this and it would be a big false alarm and I'd try to beat her by talking even longer but it would do no good cos she's the diva ofuninterrupted sentences and I'd fail utterly even if I tried cheating by tickling her and completly run out of breath...
(welly collapses onto the floor with a *flump*)