Question:
Can you be pissed at a perfectly nice someone because their dream self is the equivalent of a hairy donkey ass to you? I was napping today and had this very intense dream which concluded in me shoving this guy I work with off an extraordinarly dainty ledge (playing too much Sims) cuz he called me fat.
That's right, he called me FAT!
So I pushed him off a ledge.
Maybe you didn't understand. Motherfucker called me fat! But now I'm awake and all pissed at him. Wasn't there a Friends episode like this? Should I tell him? What's a FAT libran to do?!
In today's other news I picked up some supplies at the very beautiful Lunds in Uptown for Sunday's Crockpottery™. Unnaturally wonderful aromas will be wafting out of every crevice of my apartment tomorrow. Come one, come all.
Comments
It's totally cool, yo! You just did what you had to. Maybe he'll mind his manners and remember to clean his bifocals next time so he wont make such grossly incorrect comments.
BUT, if you're feeling a little guilty about causing him bodily harm, just bring him a nice little Tupperware of Crockpottery Goodness on Monday and all will be well again :D
Yeah, right, I mean really, like you're just so ENORMOUSLY fat!
I think, given that in actual fact you're tall and slim (nobody but the hopelessly blind or stupid could ever refer to you as fat), and that you were clearly having someone else's dream by accident, it might be best not to have a go at him - but then I've been wrong before!
Doctor Freud
Oh man. I hope it's not me...
Just to be sure, I think I'll take tomorrow off. I could use a vacation any ways.
ok Jen got made at me because in her dream I let the kids bring the slip and slide inside the house, set it up in the living room just because it was cold outside......sheesh, it would only be logical......women