Friday shiznit

15 October 2004

Today could be better. The big pink elephant has pulled a woman's prerogative and changed her mind in all directions. Fucking women bullshit. So I'm wondering if ya'll are interested in playing the question game (read, something fun to make this bullshit day just a little bit sunshinier).

This is the game where you can ask me whatever you like. Submit a comment with as many questions as you like and I will answer them. There's no limits on this game, however I will pull goddess rank if need be and selectively choose inappropriate questions to answer as I see fit - because I have woman's prerogative and can change my mind in all directions if I like.

Ask away. Now for the feast.

1. Appetizer: What is your favorite beverage?

Water. No really. Water.

2. Soup: Name 3 things that are on your computer desk at home or work.

Chinese lamp, plant, cup of pretty things to write / draw with.

3. Salad: On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being highest), how honest do you think you are?

9 1/4

4. Main Course: If you could change the name of one city in the world, what would you rename it and why?

I'd change Sheboygan, WI to The Shiznit. That way I could say, "I'm from The Shiznit."

5. Dessert: What stresses you out? What calms you down?

What stresses me out? Being lied to or stabbed in the back. Can't decide which is worse, though they can be awfully related. What calms me down? Talking to my best friend and / or taking a 40 minute shower with lots of smelly stuff.

Comments

Awwwwe. Best friend comfort is for WINNERS!!! I * heart* you :x

Okay, enough with the mushy gush and on to some juicy stuff!

QUESTIONS:

1. If there was one thing in your life that you could alter or completely take back, what would it be?

2. Why do Bath & Body Works antibacterial soaps make my hands peel?

3. If you could only have sex with one more person (one time only) for the rest of your life, who would it be?

4. If someone gave you Paris HIlton's credit card and set you loose to go shopping in Beverly Hills for only one hour, what would you buy? Oh - and you have to be able to carry it home with you .

5. Dr. Phil has taken a turn for the worse and wil be laid up in a mental hospital for the next week. You have been chosen to replace him on his show for one week (5 days). What issues would you discuss and set straight?

Okaaaaaaaay... GO!

Posted by Le Serial Cynica on October 15, 2004 1:27 PM:

Hmmm... I'll endeavour not to ask anything too filthy...

1. Would you ever do a reality tv show?
2. Do you take catnaps?
3. What would be your preference in a man - good looks, or money? (testing your shallowness quotient!)
4. Do you prefer early mornings or late nights?
5. How long to you take getting ready in the morning?
6. And a (slightly) inappropriate one to store in the 'goddess consideration' file : Have you ever posed nude?

And as a quick P.S. - why don't you just tell people you're from the Shiznit anyway...

Posted by wellington on October 15, 2004 4:32 PM: