The short list
I'm wearing white pants after Labor Day. Whadya gonna do about it?!?!
Now that we've cleared that up, today's feast!
1. Appetizer: What movie soundtracks do you own?
The Matrix and The Red Violin are the only 2 coming to mind right now.
2. Soup: How much cash do you usually carry with you?
On average I'd say $9. Plus or minus $10
3. Salad: Are you more comfortable around men or women? Why?
Is this a trick question? Obviously this chica gets to see me on a relaxed day. In fact, all of them. And not so much see, as hear. And not always hear, mostly what she see's over emails and IM. But if we're talking a group of strangers - a dozen men vs. a dozen women, I'd say men. Anyone who knows me knows why ;).
4. Main Course: What is the most mischievous thing you remember doing as a child?
I wasn't very mischievous. Though this one time one of my very best friends, Shea, and I snuck in to the neighbor's house. Granted, it was empty for 3 months because they had moved out, but we were still certain the police might catch us!
5. Dessert: Who is the funniest member of your family?
Is this another trick question? Well I know a couple of the siblings read this regularly so I'll have to say Debbie for slapstick, Paul for nyuk nyuk's, Chris for the one you never saw coming, Father for teaching all of us our specialities and encompassing a little of each, and me for the witty, sarcastic humor. Oh, and uhhhhh..... Kelly has more jokes memorized than anyone I know.
Comments
"I'm wearing white pants after Labor Day."
Be careful where you sit. Nobody wants people laughing and pointing.
Me thinks thou has forgotten to muse on the nature of the family matriarch's sense of humor. Perhaps it was omitted on purpose. Yuk. Yuk.
She was not omitted on purpose. Family matriarch is the glue of the humor in the family.
Without the matriarch, there would be much slapping between siblings due to misunderstanding of humor.
Matriarch giggles more than Debbie, if that's even possible!