Ok people. What's the deal?
Do I have something in my teeth? Do I have my dress tucked in to my pantyhose? Toilet paper stuck on my shoe?
For the love of all that's holy, WHAT?!?!
I'm getting funny looks from everyone today. EVERYONE! I know I dressed up today - Hi my name is Margaret, have we met? I do this on occassion. Sheesh.
Can you stop eyeing me up and down and just spit it out? Mkay? Thanks bunches.
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I get the opposite - I have days when I seem to become invisible and everyone just walks right into me - if it starts to get to me, I sometimes test it and try walking in a straight line, to see if they'll move out of my way as I approach - never works (and I'm crap at playing chicken!).
Maybe you've suddenly become famous or something? Could happen! Practise writing autographs, just in case.
maybe you've got a monster zit? nah, you'd be able to tell.
my guess is, someone was spreading nasty rumors about you...