The hook up

18 August 2004


This just in - stop the press!

Britney Spears is going retro. For her upcoming "Greatest Hits" album, the pop tart is recording a remake of Bobby Brown's '80s hit "My Perogative." According to "Access Hollywood," in the video for the song, Spears will "marry" a Kevin Federline look-alike. The two are also supposedly in talks with MTV to become MTV's new "Newlyweds." According to US Weekly, "Britney wants Kevin to be just as famous as she is." Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, who currently star in "Newlyweds," have said they don't want to do the show anymore.

Is it really necessary for Britney to justify that which everyone condemns on national TV? Doesn't she understand people will just have more ammo for all the tomfoolery going on, and not behind her back I might add. Not to mention all the lives this will affect - e.g. his KIDS! Go move in a trailer in Florida why don't you - perhaps a hurricane will drop a house on you. Now that would make your husband famous!

In other news, The Best Places to Die according to the leading experts on the subject. Forbes. (AKA a bunch of crotchety old fogies with nothing better to do then talk about money and DEATH)

1. Utah
2. Oregon
3. Delaware
4. Colorado
5. Hawaii
6. New Hampshire
7. Iowa
8. North Dakota
9. Vermont
10. Montana

UTAH?!?! Really? Wow. And all this time I thought I would prefer to live a quality existence in an ocean-front property parked somewhere in the Carribean. But if Utah is the place to be, I'll be there. To put the "You" in tah (I'm like, funny 'n stuff tonight). Work with me here people.

Comments

That's ok, according to defamer.com and the Mirror.co.uk the clean living Brittney recently had this to say:

"The 22-year-old singer left motormouth Popword presenter Simon Amstell speechless during a recent interview.

When he asked her what was the last thing she'd had in her mouth, she replied "a dildo"."

1 trailer coming right up...

Posted by Steve on August 18, 2004 11:39 PM: